ObviouslyNotBanana

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,

I can’t hear you over all the buzzing from their wings!

ObviouslyNotBanana,

How about beetles? Wanna discuss beetles?

ObviouslyNotBanana,

It definitely is. I think the person who made this meme might be middle-aged by now.

ObviouslyNotBanana,

I’m not proposing we do anything. I think they deserve their fame.

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Sounds like a bunch of work tho

ObviouslyNotBanana,

I love that one.

I tried to look for it quickly but the one that says “don’t cough on me” with a mask I find pretty entertaining as well.

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Hot shit

ObviouslyNotBanana,

I’m excited for you!

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Tysm!!!

ObviouslyNotBanana,

I always disable that and didn’t even think of it! That’s so funny!

ObviouslyNotBanana,

The joke was just to make you scroll for no reason but the fact that sync can do that makes the joke much funnier lmao

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Wow what an awesome compliment thanks!

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Please put an SFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to stop furiously monsterbaiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men who aren’t masterbuilding together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post SFW.

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Sync tells on people who post the link because it expands them and shows the content. Very useful!

ObviouslyNotBanana,

You’re a boob

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Now we just need a vagene

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )

It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own shit sipper.

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Tough times make hard men or whatever

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Hard men make lovely times, lovely times make babies

ObviouslyNotBanana,

Well that is just a perfect evolution

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )

Unsiutably happy mortician is my favorite category of human. But, like, in a kind way. Love it.

ObviouslyNotBanana,

RANDEL DEAD

ObviouslyNotBanana,

That’s probably it. The carrots are put in after to throw you off.

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